High Steaks Sticker

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... cow?

Behold the Bovine Air Force! These beasts are built for high-pressure situations, just like you. If you're udderly impossible to defeat, if you can take the most prime of ribbing, if you're able to milk every drop of excitement from any situation... then this is your sticker.

Maybe you don't need a whole t-shirt to let your let your dad joke flag fly high. Maybe your personality is more subtle than that. Slap this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, or vintage Trapper Keeper. Then you just need to be ready for those approving nods the next time you find yourself co-working at a local coffee shop.

Here's what the sticker is made of:

• 2.31" x 3" die-cut sticker
• Permanent semi-glossy vinyl