Shots fired! You've caught wind of something terrible. The stink badger cometh, spraying its funk upon the masses. We are all subject to the hot box of destiny. No amount of tomato juice can save you.
But also, fart jokes are funny.
Here's that funky stuff about the shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
